Weird Porn Shows How to Stuff a Chicken
February 8, 2008 – 4:19 am
How to Stuff a Chicken:
Tomorrow’s recipe tips… What To Do With Leftover Bacon Grease….
How to Stuff a Chicken:
Weird Porn with MILF Torturing Tickle Me Asian Babe
January 26, 2008 – 12:49 am
The ever interesting Tickle Torture fetish. Strapping someone down, and leaving their ticklish areas vulnerable to attack, and making them laugh and giggle till they can barely breathe! Sometimes they need oxygen just to be able to continue! Just don’t attempt to stick your dick inside a laughing babe’s pussy, or, as everyone knows, that pussy will spit your dick out and you’ll find it about 5 miles away!
Anyway, now this is a really pretty Asian babe who’s bound and strapped to a chair of torture. And an equally hot MILF with her, too. The MILF is the cutie Asian’s Mistress of Torture, and that sweet tit Asian has got to be one of the giggliest cuties I’ve seen in a long time! She gets every inch of her tickled in these videos, but her armpits are her weak spot, so the MILF Mistress makes sure to torture the Hell out of that Asian sweetness long past the point where she can’t stand it any longer!
Strange Sex with a Pussy Lusting Lollipop
January 24, 2008 – 6:15 am
I’m not even going to say much about these videos.
Except maybe…
Long thrusting multi-colored swirly lollipop + hot pigtailed cutie’s wanting wet pussy + squirting = the sexiest, most awesome, blue Kool-Aid pussy juice you just want to slurp up!
Strange Sex With Silver Masked Dudes
January 21, 2008 – 3:34 am |
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So… I really have no idea what’s going on here. But I’m diggin’ the outfits, really. You got your babe lying back with some platform 70s boots on, while some guy in silver Disco duds eats her pussy and makes her squeal! Meanwhile, several onlookers – some also wearing the same silver Disco duds – just kinda stand around and watch, while an onlooking babe starts masturbating furiously with a big fat toy, fucking her hole with it! Eventually Disco Dude fucks her with some odd shaped glass cock and gets her screaming in ecstacy, and the babe with a thing for cheap polyester is so thrilled, she gets off her comfy chair, and sucks the dudes huge cock and plays with his balls! Maybe it’s because she’s so grateful he’s finally out of that ridiculous outfit!
Weird Porn with a Strange Looking Cock
January 11, 2008 – 5:20 am
A quick post just because I was amused by a video clip I came across. That’d be the second video in this gallery. First glance, I assumed it was a dick covered in sperm drops that she was sucking on, but watching the video I couldn’t help but think… “no way is that a cock!” That’s got to be a sausage. Or some foam dick or something. (my money’s on a well carved pepperoni or some such!)
I love wacky Japanese porn!
(side note: and might I add, that is the most *perfect* Japanese schoolgirl in video #3 of that gallery! Look at those beautiful tits, and perfect body! Heaven baby!)
Weird Porn with a Babe Sucking Cock Through Helmet
January 10, 2008 – 2:27 am
A sexy brunette stunt girl needed money, so she did whatever necessary to get it! Including performing some silly requests from the dude giving her the money. Ok, riding that contraption there with her pretty tits out in the open wasn’t silly request, and is most enjoyable – not to mention sexy – but the request to suck the dude’s rock hard huge cock while she’s wearing some weird space looking helmet and green foam french fries or whatever the Hell is on top of it, was a bit strange! But whatever floats his boat, was apparently ok with this hottie, and even let him fuck her pretty wet pussy silly, making her one damn cool chick in my book, and worthy of strange sex and weird porn!
Anal Fucking by a Big Cock Machine
December 24, 2007 – 12:56 am
Sexy pale blonde Kathryn loves to dress up in latex and get fucked nasty and rough. The rougher the better! But… no human available to give her that hard nasty slamming she’s craving, so what better option is there, than this huge, monster cock machine housed in a dungeon, and ready and able to give her pussy the hard pounding it’s aching for?! And she’s all for it! So much so, she treats it like a real man, sucking on that fat rubber cock and milking that dick as if a jizzload’s really gonna come out of there! When she’s done giving that fucking machine some oral lovin’, she leans back and has that thick, fat power dick fuck her wet pussy good and hard. Then it’s time to bend over, get her ass up in the air, and take that huge robo cock in her tight ass!
Lesbian Demon Spirit Dildos a Forest Hottie
November 29, 2007 – 3:46 pm
Maria Belucci and her beautiful tits are in trouble! A horny lesbian forest demon spirit has found this sexy chained up treasure, and is taking it upon herself to ravage her body… and those beautiful helpless tits! The Spirit releases the Beauty out of her chains, and whips out the fat demon dildo, and starts fucking her with it, aggressively sliding that huge rubber dong into her wet pussy, and then slowly teases her with it. The Spirit then makes Beauty fuck her puckered demon ass with a fat rubber cock, and screams her pretty supernatural head off, before things are turned around again, and Beauty is fucking her own ass with one dildo, while the Spirit fucks her pussy, giving her some demonic double pleasure! Check out the videos of this scarred up demon Spirit (who is the hot Mandy Bright, by the way) fucking the Hell out of the Beauty… with her now hopefully safe beautiful tits!
Alien Sex with Allison Pierce
November 26, 2007 – 1:50 am
Got some more alien sex with our favorite fucked up alien dude. This time, with a bit of a rough sex/bdsm twist! He has abducted the sexpot Allison Pierce, and he wants to examine every inch of this sexy earthling, whether she wants it or not! His multi-colored space dick is whipped out, and ready for probing! When she wants nothing to do with that rainbow dick, his alien grunts say “oh fuck yes you do, sweet tits! My big Spock-cock will please that wet pussy better than any earth dude you ever had!” (or something… my alien-speak might be a bit off)
He has Allison suck on that weird looking schlong, and after some rough play, fucks her wet hole with it! Do check out the strange sexual tension between beauty and alien!
Strange Swallowing after Midget Sex
November 23, 2007 – 10:44 pm
This sexy ebony sweetie, Osia, apparently loves to do porn videos for this strange website, and is a regular participator. She obviously is very open minded with a cool, kinky side. Not a bad thing to be in the least!
Here, Osia is getting it on with a well hung midget, which starts off in the bathroom and they eventually work their way through to other rooms. She sucks her new midget lover’s fat cock silly, and even she looks suprised by how big his dick is! She rides that huge pole on his little body, and gets off like crazy, before he’s finally slamming her pussy hard doggie style! When he’s ready to release his cock cream all over, he does so on, and in, her mouth, and then… well, this chick then starts brushing her teeth with that huge cumload of his! And then swallows that sperm load down and shows proof that she has!
Click Osia’s photo to watch the strange sperm habits and midget sex videos!
All I have to say is… “I think you missed a spot, sweetie.” ;D
Shemale Inserting Strange Objects
November 16, 2007 – 6:55 pm
This is a case of “I really don’t think that goes there.” But if it floats your boat, hey… who am I to judge.
There are loads of gorgeous shemales, and this is one of those beauties who is a daring and horny soul, who will shove anything up her tight ass. And I do mean anything. Screwdrivers, brushes, huge wine bottles… Hell, she even fucks her ass with a toilet brush while she jerks off. Ok, those things, though odd, didn’t really have me put this here, but what did… was the can of Red Bull. Which she does shove into her ass. When I need a pick-me-up, I’ll consider drinking that stuff, but I won’t use it to pick me up several feet off my ass into the air screaming ‘OW!’ (though I guess that’d make the product work far better, perhaps) Click her photo to watch the bizarre videos of this shemale sweetheart doing what she likes to do – fucking her ass with whatever objects she can get her hands on!
Strange Sex Attempt on Top of Washer
November 13, 2007 – 10:19 pm
Stealing a moment for a quickie in the laundry room. Nothing strange about that at all. Some like the excitement of possibly getting caught to make things more intense and interesting, sure!
And that’s what this couple does… stealing a moment for hot sweaty sex amongst some dryer sheets! Hot bodied babe yanks the dude’s pants down while he’s folding his clothes, and starts sucking his cock. What guy wouldn’t welcome that!
What follows, however… is trying to bang the chick on top of the washer. She’s up there, legs spread wide open – he’s trying to climb up there so he can get busy thrusting his meat pole into her pussy harder, but it’s just not working. He finally just climbs up to stand on top of the washer and, I guess, assumes that he can maneuver her pussy up in the air with magic. He begins lifting her by her ankles way up in the air, so she’s in an awkward position, and then finally gives up and begins jerking off over her, while she’s trying to get out of her odd position.
Thankfully, the two realize that sex on top of the washing machine was just not possible for them, and take to the floor for some doggie style fucking. Which I feel was a much better, and far safer, thing to do. ;) Click on the the photo to see the weird washing machine porn!
